Monday, January 11, 2010

Okay it's TRUE!!!

I had KFC for lunch!!!

Gawd help my hips, I caved in and went to KFC.  I ordered the Big Fresh Sandwich and fries.  I showed mediocre restraint when she asked if I wanted to poutine those fries and I declined....  But I did order a bag of brownies to finish this little bad boy off....  I damned near puked as I wiped the 2 inches of mayo off the sandwich, but I did eat the whole thing.

It's all true.

So if one more dude walks past my desk gawking at the grease soaked brown bag bearing the grinning colonel's face, I will surely drive one finger down my throat and regurgitate said brownies on someone's boots.  Everyone else goes on a New Year's diet, and I'm not allowed to have a disgusting lunch now and again??

And PS....when did my ass become corporate concern?  hmmmmm????

hmpft

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ugh....my stomach hurts.....

Who's idea was this??

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