I had KFC for lunch!!!
Gawd help my hips, I caved in and went to KFC. I ordered the Big Fresh Sandwich and fries. I showed mediocre restraint when she asked if I wanted to poutine those fries and I declined.... But I did order a bag of brownies to finish this little bad boy off.... I damned near puked as I wiped the 2 inches of mayo off the sandwich, but I did eat the whole thing.
It's all true.
So if one more dude walks past my desk gawking at the grease soaked brown bag bearing the grinning colonel's face, I will surely drive one finger down my throat and regurgitate said brownies on someone's boots. Everyone else goes on a New Year's diet, and I'm not allowed to have a disgusting lunch now and again??
And PS....when did my ass become corporate concern? hmmmmm????
hmpft
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ugh....my stomach hurts.....
Who's idea was this??
